codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

(via natcvt)

"One day you’ll kiss someone and know those are the lips you want to kiss for the rest of your life."

tanyshark:

if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am

sorry

(via ginaatsix)